The following were written during a symposium I was forced to attend but in which I had no interest whatsoever. The following is of low quality.
A Haiku for Aroldis Chapman
Glaring through my face
Fanning guys with fireballs
Scares me very much
A Haiku for Jonathan Schoop
High hopes for this kid
Please be good at second, please?
Please please please please please?
A Haiku for Kris Medlen
Hot stuff last year, pal!
I wonder if you'll repeat?
Rooting for you, bud!
A Haiku for Eric Hosmer
BABIP messed you up
Want you for average pitching
Man my hot corner
A Haiku for Bruce Rondon
I had to drop you
Your salary was too high
I'll get you back soon
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